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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

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jeffersonstarship3:

Let’s talk about this GIF.

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He’s all business, turns around and sees the flash of the camera, and BAM he’s in sexy model mode

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ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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pemsylvania:

I FORGOT I REARRANGED MY ROOM AND JUST DOVE INTO MY DESK BECAUSE MY BED USED TO BE THERE

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hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

is she a disney princess?

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poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

I’m laughing

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bigbigtruck:

lovelylops:

the things i find on the internet 

unmute it

fUCK

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New favourite joke:

llamas-and-impalas:

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agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

It’s cool I got it

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drawsshits:

osric please…

drawsshits:

osric please…

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queensbian:

queensbian:

What was Zeus’s stripper name?

Greece Lightning.

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